Ofertón Laboral

Ayer, como llevo haciendo desde hace varios meses, deseé que me apareciera alguna buena oferta de trabajo y, por lo visto, en mitad de esta época de crisis, recortes y paro (mucho paro) alguien escuchó los anhelos de esta rubia que hoy ha recibido esta super, mega, ultra, maravillosa oferta de trabajo vía mail (Sin tan siquiera postular para la empresa ofertante)

La oferta dice así:

"---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Erika SILVERBERG erika.silverberg@gmail.com (mail de fiar 100%)

Date: 2011/8/24

Good day.

My name is Erika SILVERBERG I am from Rayco Industrial Supply.

We require representatives in Spain for customer service/administrative job.

No special knowledge in computer/it required! No relocation from

Spain required, you will operate from your current location. EU citizens are

also welcome to apply. Job schedule is mostly in the morning or in the afternoon, 2-3 hours a day.

Rayco Industrial Supply operates in USA and develops web-products

(databases, c++ applications, mysql) for customers from Spain. Our

clients have to pay with bank payments due to the contracts. We do not

have representative office in Spain. So, we cannot accept payments by bank transfer inside the country.

Job duties are: to receive invoice payments from our Italian customers, 3 times a week, process it and resend to our main office.

You are paid 5 percent commission from each payment + 4500 EURO base salary a month + all travel fees, bank charges and taxes.

You can use your own bank account for this job, or open new one. It doesn't matter for us and is for your convenience.

We don't ask any secure details and never ask any money to start job, we are serious company and the job is 100 percent legal.

You are paid commission instantly 3 times a week and based salary at the end of every month.

No relocation required, you can do the job in your area.

Please, confirm if you accept the job, I will send you further details and application form.

Send confirmation in format:

I, “name”, accept this job, “date”.

Thanks

Erika SILVERBERG

Rayco Industrial Supply

512 River Road

Modesto, CA 95351-4085,

United States

(209) 529-8984 (Con dirección y todo que NIVEL)"

Pues eso, ¿Qué os parece?

A mi me parece muy fuerte... y en respuesta la señorita Erika Silverberg, solo quiero decir que: Soy rubia, pero no tonta. Timar siempre es feo, pero en tiempos de crisis aún lo es más.